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 Dont Pee In the Pool
This lady decides to take her young and impish son to the local swimming pool.
The are having a good time until one of the lifeguards walks up to the mother.
The lifeguard asks the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.
"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children
will urinate in a pool! I dont see why you are making sure a big deal of it!"
"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board?!"
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 Someone Else
An 80-year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks
him how he's feeling. "I have never been better," he
replies. "I have got an 18-year old bride whos pregnant with my
child." What do you think of that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well,
let me tell you a story. A guy I know is an avid hunter. He
never missed a season. But one day, he is in a bit of a hurry and
he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of a gun. So, he is
walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it
at the beaver and squeezes the handle. BAM - The beaver drops
dead in front of him."
"Thats impossible!" says the old man in disbelief. "Someone
else must have taken a shot at that beaver."
The doctor says......... "Exactly!"
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Can you Find the BABY?
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